Lyrics -
          The Most Amazing Thing Of All      
      Exciting days in Scotland, a helluva year 
        Devolution and Dolly, Beguiling smiling Tony Blair 
        Harassing times for Clinton, Ireland on the mend 
        But the most amazing thing of all 
      Scotland qualified again       
      Chorus 
        We qualified for France, our season in the sun 
        Please boys please won't you get us through round one 
        We always think we'll win it though we're certified insane 
        But Scotland qualified again 
      The Indians go atomic, the cowboys reply 
        Asteroids advancing, Telly Tubbies say "Bye Bye" 
        Jimmy Shand is ninety, he's always looked the same 
        But the most amazing thing of all 
        Scotland qualified again 
      Hale Bop and Hong Kong have both gone home 
        Goram and Gazza, a million pals and all alone 
        Ginger leaves the Spice rack, it's really really a shame 
        But the most amazing thing of all 
        Scotland qualified again 
      Bring on Brazil, Norway as well 
        We'll murder Morocco, will we bloody hell! 
        It seems the other countries have all got better teams 
        BUT this time we'll win it, we can dream, dream ...       The Most Amazing Thing Of All 
        © Ian McCalman MCPS/PRS 
From album - 'Songs From Scotland' (1991 Greentrax CDTRAX 045) 
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